Low Earth Orbit (LEO) Rocket

The "Quick" Guide to Escaping Earth’s Gravity and Impressing Aliens.

Phase 1: The Bare Necessities

Welcome, ambitious rocketeer! Here’s what you’ll need to build a rocket that reaches Low Earth Orbit (LEO):

• Blueprints

  • Start with a sketch on a napkin—NASA did it, probably.

  • Important bits: tall tube, pointy nose, fiery bottom.

• Materials

  • Aluminum alloy: Durable and shiny for those Instagram-worthy launch shots.

  • Heat-resistant tiles: Because re-entry burns hotter than your mixtape.

  • Duct tape: The universal solution to existential crises.

• Engine

  • Liquid fuel: Think kerosene and liquid oxygen, shaken, not stirred.

  • Staging: More parts to fall off = more impressive explosions.

• Command Module

  • Seats for astronauts (or brave volunteers). Comfort optional.

  • Control panel: Lots of buttons and a cupholder. Essentials only.

Phase 2: Assembly Instructions

1. Build the Body

   • Roll your aluminum sheet into a tube. Welding is optional but recommended (less risk of explosive decompression).

2. Install the Engine

   • Bolt your liquid-fuel engine to the bottom. Tighten until you can’t tighten anymore, then tighten twice more for good measure.

3. Add Fins

   • Stick fins on the lower end for stability. Use "eyeballing" as your measurement method.

4. Attach Command Module

   • Slap it on top. Duct tape any gaps.

5. Paint It

   • Add a racing stripe or your initials. Science meets style!

Phase 3: Launch Time

1. Built a Launchpad

   • Forget your backyard, 10 kilometers from an inhabited area is a must.

2. Fuel It Up

   • Carefully pour rocket fuel into the tank. Avoid open flames or "Oops" moments.

3. Countdown

   • "10, 9, 8..." (Feel free to ad-lib.)

4. Ignition

   • Hit the big red button. If nothing happens, try turning it off and on again.

5. Enjoy LEO