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Moon Rocket

Because Why Stop at LEO?

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Phase 1: The "Moar Power" Upgrade

For the Moon, we’ll need:

  • A Bigger Rocket

    • Double the height, triple the flair. Moon missions demand grandeur.

  • Extra Fuel

    • Think "semi-truck of fuel" levels.

  • Navigation System

    • Upgrade to GPS: Galactic Positioning System. Pro tip: The Moon is "that way."

Phase 2: The Assembly (Lunar Edition)

  1. Stack the Stages

    • Stage 1: Boosters to escape Earth.

    • Stage 2: Engine to cruise through space.

    • Stage 3: Lunar Lander with life support system

  2. Lunar Landing Legs

    • Attach foldable legs to your module. Avoid installing backward.

  3. Pack Snacks

    • Space ice cream and Tang. Nothing says "pro astronaut" like dehydrated food.

Phase 3: The Moonshot

  1. Launch

    • Same as LEO, but add dramatic music for extra effect.

  2. Lunar Orbit

    • Slow down or risk overshooting into deep space. (Oops.)

  3. Landing

    • Aim for the flat bits. Craters = bad.

  4. Explore

    • Plant a flag, bounce around, and take selfies. Bonus points for dancing on the Moon.

  5. Return Home

    • Don’t forget to grab a Moon rock for bragging rights.

Congratulations, you’re now a bona fide rocket scientist! Or at least you will be, once the smoke clears.

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