Moon Rocket
Because Why Stop at LEO?
Phase 1: The "Moar Power" Upgrade
For the Moon, we’ll need:
A Bigger Rocket
Double the height, triple the flair. Moon missions demand grandeur.
Extra Fuel
Think "semi-truck of fuel" levels.
Navigation System
Upgrade to GPS: Galactic Positioning System. Pro tip: The Moon is "that way."
Phase 2: The Assembly (Lunar Edition)
Stack the Stages
Stage 1: Boosters to escape Earth.
Stage 2: Engine to cruise through space.
Stage 3: Lunar Lander with life support system
Lunar Landing Legs
Attach foldable legs to your module. Avoid installing backward.
Pack Snacks
Space ice cream and Tang. Nothing says "pro astronaut" like dehydrated food.
Phase 3: The Moonshot
Launch
Same as LEO, but add dramatic music for extra effect.
Lunar Orbit
Slow down or risk overshooting into deep space. (Oops.)
Landing
Aim for the flat bits. Craters = bad.
Explore
Plant a flag, bounce around, and take selfies. Bonus points for dancing on the Moon.
Return Home
Don’t forget to grab a Moon rock for bragging rights.
Congratulations, you’re now a bona fide rocket scientist! Or at least you will be, once the smoke clears.